kanalpakkangal.blogspirit.com [ கனல் பக்கங்கள் ]

Loved this one from a web profile!

 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist
while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is
pal, where the
hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off
their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote
because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you
can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the
last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell
would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are
they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a
film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come
to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and
improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has
never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever does!! What
can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?