Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The great Chinese Torture !

That is one kind of extreme excution the chinese use only on the worst crimes, like killing ur own parents , rape, incest, or offend the emperor or kill alot of ppl or repeat offenders.

the execution is like this

  • the execution last 3 days
  • the prisoner will totally recieve around 1000 cuts(each day cut around 350 times)
  • if the prisoner die before the cut numbers the execution will still continue till hit the number
  • the equipment of the execution is sharp knife and the tougne looking thing u see in the picture.
  • the cut will start on big muscles, then smaller parts of of flesh. and finally genitals and inner organs.
  • the prisoner will be fed on a large portion of opiam that is y the man see in the picture is kinda smelling....'

To cool down a bit from the above shocking cruel info ... a lighter side of the chinese torture ..

 A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

I laughed and laughed on seeing this joke sent by my friend from Brazil, a cute latino teacher - Chella

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